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Name: Jon
Birthday: 5/9/1988
Gender: Male


Interests: WOW, non-wow-related-video games, movies,
Expertise: sleeping


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Member Since: 12/18/2004

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Friday, December 02, 2005

Yo peoples...If you have acidentaly stumbled upon this site, it would be pretty obvious that this is the first time i've blogged in a long friggin time. For those of you who don't remember or never knew, I am Shambregar of the fourth elite regement of the Huktulmaig Imperial Forces, here on Earth on a top secret mission to sap this planet dry of it's primary natural resource...the cow.  I am currently living within the husk of a small spiky headed child named Jon who splat on my windsheild on my way down to earth.

 

What he was doing up four miles above his home planet I have know idea....I suspect he was trying to fly...Humans are foolish critters.

So, Many of you don't know that I now have a fanominal girl friend...NOT that my past girlfreinds were so horible...I guess...But this ( |-|i>< got all the other girls held down by a mighty tootsie of  ph34r!!! Seriously though, she is THE most fantastic girl I have ever been with and I love her with all my heart...

 

UM....so hopefully I'm not going to another...half a year or so w/out blogging again...maybe....

 

And so i leave you with the timeless words of singer/song writer Kurt Cobain............."Courtney?...What are you doing?....NO!....Please......NOO!!!!*bang*....*flop*" 

^_^

 


Wednesday, June 15, 2005

hey guys,not much to say for now, but I'm getting a new phone, and if anyone can find me some good ring tones, I will please them upon my return....ya'll know the dilly, and for those who have yet to go, uh, go here http://www.mindistortion.net/iwantyoursoul/?i_am=MoRxDeX so, as the chocabos say  WARK WARK bitches


Tuesday, June 14, 2005

Hey hey, kids, johnny's back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Coarse I'm probbably talkng to my self right now, as the majority of you have most likely forsaken me in favor the the much less cheery gothic asshole next door.....what????.......hmmmm.....nm.............anyway, for all of my FAITHFUL deciples,  I'm finnaly back, and now I'm new and improved, with faster connecting time, and absolutly no life, thus ensureing PLENTY of entries............................HEY......ya know ya'll should go HERE....  http://www.mindistortion.net/iwantyoursoul/?i_am=MoRxDeX...............don't ask question, just go....................................................................it will be FUN...............................i'll give the first person who goes there a, uh........um.........oh, I don't know, I guess, a kernelof corn....NOOOO!....wait! A COLONEL OF CORN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YESS! It'll be a peice of corn, but is gonna have a a tiiiiiiiiiiny mustache a gotee thing like the KFC colonel....MUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHa

yeah so anyway, just go.........byesies

 

 

 

And don't forget to shiver your timbers


Thursday, April 14, 2005

Greene, don't tell Kaat not to bite me, it is practically the only affection that i get from her. Plus, it is the best solid proof that I have to use prove that she is indeed a evil>>>>VIOLENT<<<< Person.  Anyway..... Hello, all, i am supposed to be doing passkey work, But piss on that> Cuz I have a life right?...Am I right?.....Can I get  WoopWoop!!!?? i fully ecpect addiquite wooping from everyone that comments here, or else. . . . well, you know the drill.   I'm seein' SinCity  w/ ma' Lady./...and I guess some other people are coming too.............FFOOOMMMMPPP!  I need peopl over at my house at some point so that I can watch "Lair Of the white worm w/ people.......$hit, the bell RANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1


Tuesday, April 12, 2005

WEEEEEEEEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!

I'm posting again.  It really hurts to type though, cuz somebody *cough*Kaat*cough* has bitten my hand into nthing.........god damn you kaat!!! 



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